thank you
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crazy
hey what's up Simeon my dear boy so good
to see you so good hold me yeah look man
look we've been working together for
about a few months now right which is
why I am very honored to announce to you
that you are employee of the month huh
anyway congratulations
it wasn't easy picking a winner
yeah me Lamar your nephew Sasha with the
twitch look man it's been a real honor
homie but I gotta move forward in my
life it seemed like all I do is let
people tell me what to do and I do it
and nothing changes I tell you what my
boy you tell me exactly what you want
and I will very carefully explain to you
why it cannot be what today is
repossessing vehicles that fools have
purchased at exorbitant interest rates
but tomorrow
together
I never had a black son
but if I did I want him to be just like
you knock knock
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what's up dog Franklin here has been
awarded employee of the month
[ __ ] with me right
man we both being [ __ ] with dogs knock
it off man for real after all the
[ __ ]
for man man [ __ ] this employee of my
[ __ ] homie I'm sitting up here trying to
kill me [ __ ] this employee of my [ __ ]
man when there's some [ __ ] to be won God
damn it I want it I don't give a [ __ ]
what it is you know what I'm talking
about I take no prisoners I go hard
doing this [ __ ] big dog big nuts when
names is on the [ __ ] board I
want to see my name at the top of that
[ __ ] next to it it needs to say
winner maybe next month and [ __ ] next
month see me what about today I demand a
re-trial today is nothing just the bike
hasn't made the payment at all some kid
at Vespucci Beach his name is Esteban
Jimenez is he in a gang
curiously enough I did not inquire when
he bought the bike we got work to do a
employee of the month
[ __ ] you and come on like he's about a
yes Mouse ass [ __ ]
let's go to best future Magellan
least you had that old raggedy ass hair
we styled I was about to have to drop
your ass
in the cut how about you drive
hey wasn't that [ __ ] who took
the bike that sa vigos dude with the
tattoo on his face and [ __ ] yeah that
was him [ __ ] homie I don't want no
unnecessary [ __ ] here all right
[ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ]
I don't give a [ __ ] there's a reason to
Simeon pays a couple of mean looking
[ __ ] to come repo this [ __ ] we
ain't Girl Scouts in your case I ain't
so sure about that
let's step up [ __ ] of course this dude
real who else know how to require
surplus of paper and deficiency of brain
cells you just put a dub down on this
bike 20 G's with a 3G note yeah that
[ __ ] must be tricked out dog and
this whole setup designed to take drug
money all right man look we go in quiet
in and out no [ __ ] drama I'll try
homie but I'm one loud dramatic brass
crazy greedy shoot a [ __ ] the
back type [ __ ] and you love me
for it [ __ ] that's right homie nothing
but love [ __ ] I've seen me in a funny
dude though it's gonna be a shame when
we get to book his ass and jacking for
all this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you talking
about I'm a psychotic [ __ ]
the bike should be in one of the lockups
down here should be as the story of your
life [ __ ]
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I'm gonna make this look easy
I think this crazy [ __ ] wants
something
hey what's up homie you all right oh
wait wait away from me perfect example
agents
oh yeah you thought I was gonna get your
[ __ ] ass huh drunk ass [ __ ]
be cool [ __ ]
uh wake up you're in the room move over
we ain't trying to ride these fools you
want me to break you off some of this
[ __ ] or what
hey look let's keep it smooth um man
your [ __ ] the only thing that's smooth
up in this [ __ ] man what exactly did I
do in the past like to deserve your
stupid ass this is a routine lick dawg
chill dude them vagos look routine this
is shady ass app [ __ ] we invest Beauty
Beach we on the wrong side of this
poochie Beach you should know a block
makes a difference hey hey hold up got
to be in one of these [ __ ]
it's about a [ __ ] ain't no
[ __ ] bike in here man no [ __ ]
[ __ ] hola amigos hola essay so you're
trying to creep up in here man yeah you
saw this [ __ ]
hey [ __ ] I would have just got my ass
beat over a [ __ ] gunfight
man stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] and grab
that heat
[ __ ] they must have heard some [ __ ] find
your [ __ ]
[ __ ] on your left
hey we gotta get the [ __ ] up
we got to move
get in behind that truck homie
they got me pinned down shoot that gas
can
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open this [ __ ] out homie grab the
shotgun
follow me let's get through this
[ __ ] out here they got their whole
world
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damn
get that going
shoot the gas
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[ __ ] get out here man [ __ ] about you get
real
all right only one way out this
[ __ ]
[ __ ] on the scalp of the zombie
shoot up that Cannon follow me let's get
through this
man watch a few more of these
[ __ ]
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come on [ __ ]
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good morning
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where are you gonna go
you idiot [ __ ]
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you still breathing homie yeah barely
homie [ __ ] we gotta get the [ __ ] away
from this [ __ ] man we only came in for a
bite another [ __ ] is right there
hey [ __ ] come here we got your pink
slips let's get him
We Really Gonna read for after all this
[ __ ]
oh
you crazy [ __ ] why we have to
pop all them people you was there too
correct me if I'm wrong with you shy
more often than I did yeah but you
started this [ __ ] stupid
man you lost them already that's a
monster [ __ ] bikey riding stupid
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that's because he's sitting on 140 cubic
inches right there [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
Professor you're right
foreign
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see
all right drive safe
hell no
oh
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my
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God
foreign
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foreign
man this is [ __ ] crazy
[ __ ] why we have to pop all them
people you was there too correct me if
I'm wrong but you shot more often than I
did yeah but you started this [ __ ]
stupid
why the [ __ ] is getting away from us
that's because he's sitting on 140 cubic
inches right there [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
Professor you're right
this Punk Get Away we're going down
homie he gonna finish for all these
bodies we need to shoot him off the
fight a couple of scratches better than
nothing
man you lost them already that's a
monster [ __ ] bikie riding stupid
get that bucket Popeye [ __ ]
dog we gotta lay low get the bike and
meet me at the car wash on innocence
and I see you over there
party again soon yeah
foreign
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all right
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foreign
man I can't hang with your ass for a
while bro
you a psychopath you don't finally
[ __ ] lost it [ __ ] that's that Apache
blood in me homie you ain't lucky I do a
flying tomahawker scalp they
[ __ ] ass we can't repo the
assets of a dead man big [ __ ] and chief
[ __ ] [ __ ] and we ain't going to
neither [ __ ] I'm gonna keep this
[ __ ] for myself tell Simeon we
couldn't recover
you [ __ ] tell them you [ __ ] [ __ ]
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if the blood rotates
foreign
now see y'all walking down the street
listening to your Musical
phone coming out that little teeny
sounding speaker at least get yourself a
Boombox or something now everything I
take is low five hell you know what man
DJs they don't even show up with records
anymore they hit play on that laptop and
make kaching you know what now that I
think of it maybe I should get in on
that action also man but the truth hell
maybe I have radio Los Santos coming at
you big boy
seven Western prophets this is your boy
LD long dick highlighted
domestic operation gang crime is on the
rise experts blame lack of movement
why don't you come over here and let me
take care of that lonely ass what the
[ __ ] is wrong with you Tanya ain't
nothing wrong with you [ __ ] [ __ ] well
your ass don't look too good where the
[ __ ] is JB smoking and what about you
I mean you know I quit you know what I'm
saying almost yeah whatever
JB look JB gonna lose everything he
gonna lose the house you know what I'm
saying the business everything and you
his cousin [ __ ] you said you was gonna
he helped my cousin whatever if that's
how you feel what the [ __ ] do I know
about towing cars look it's easy if JB
can do it you can do it for [ __ ] sake
come on I'm gonna show you come on [ __ ]
all right then
hey look let's make this quick I got
[ __ ] to do [ __ ] you need to slow it
down Tanisha was right
where your wheels at
all right [ __ ] where we go trucks at the
Davis Sheriff impound
oh man how did I get dragged into this
we both know you always been sweet on me
[ __ ] Franklin Clinton [ __ ] your ass must
be high or something I told you I don't
do that [ __ ] no more I mean I baby those
now and again just for the taste but I'm
doing good boo your eyes don't lie
whatever you say girl come on
foreign
homie
Kelly
come in this is dispatch we got an
abandoned car at San Andreas Avenue yo
we on that like ugly on your mama said
ten nines come again I didn't catch that
is Tanya fool and my boy Franklin We
filling in for JB uh copy that uh hi
Tanya cars of junker been there for days
10-7 oh God a bucket this one should be
easy [ __ ] not easy enough for JB to drag
his ass hot or whatever crack house he
laying in his loss yo gain sugar except
I ain't gaining [ __ ] sugar move that
seat back and you know I'll make it
right for you that ain't what I'm saying
damn Tanya what the [ __ ] happened to you
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foreign
do this a hundred times back up close
make sure the hook is down and it should
slide right in
all right baby
back it up nice and steady
okay we are in baby let's get this back
to the lot hey this was not how I saw my
day going
so I ain't seen you around the hood much
I've been trying to Branch out can't
stand Chamberlain heels forever oh [ __ ]
got heirs now I remember you before you
was a wannabe when you just was and I
remember you and JB before y'all was
dope head [ __ ] changed you the one all
turfed up JB smoking but he ain't
smoking homies he out here
towing cars paying fields for real
cause I could have sworn it was me out
here towing cars for him and looking
damn fine doing it too baby
okay we make the drop where they got the
areas marked they get real finicky when
we don't leave it in the right place
give mama what she wants
look look enough with that [ __ ] all
right ain't a crime to let my man know
where it's at it's okay
whoa I got this stop swinging it around
it ain't your dick okay boo you could
drop it right here
I'll see you on the Block anything you
need you holla at me
now where is that phone
you're a racist what what you don't like
me because you think that I am an Arab
what no what are you talking about
excuse me wait that boy I am his mentor
I am so proud of you what do you mean a
mantle don't worry about that
okay so what you got from James de Santa
some kid he is already late on his
payments and I have this bad feeling
that he will do more damage to the car
than we can get back from him in the
exorbitant interest rate payments huh
just go and get it the house is on um
Hampstead of eclipse it's an SUV some
Rockford Hills daddy's boy nonsense
don't worry about it try to bring the
car back in good condition huh I got you
don't worry about it it's so good to see
you my boy hey good luck in law school
so
Kenneth where are we at financing
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all right dog come on
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hey did you change your mind when I
discovered that you betray me perhaps I
hear you took the bike for yourself my
employee of the month listen man me and
Lamar was gonna get that back to you dog
oh I am sure you will get this cut off
the daddy's boy and then we talk
insurance papers say they have a locked
garage so you'll need to gain access
from inside the house man it's never
easy with you is it semi do not talk to
me about easy you Thief
foreign
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foreign
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huh
that's just because you have a massive
Gaper [ __ ]
dad he said I had a massive
Jimmy called me a [ __ ]
tried to knife attack me no one creeps
on the Chain dog my [ __ ]
oh
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slow sort of
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thank you coach
you're a real Pro Mrs de Santa a real
Pro
so you're a great student now just
loosen up those hips
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follow through perfect okay
I think I'm getting it
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oh okay Amanda all right now just follow
through ah we've got raked hips you know
that follow through
I could get used to this
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now slide your hips slow and sit into it
right here right here oh yeah
I could totally get used to this
me too
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