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very [ __ ] nuts this is not fun this this is no fun this not fun
but it's fun anyway fun ah funniest one is
yeah I am gonna die and that is [ __ ] fun that is not [ __ ] fun
hey man Tracy
yo
Amanda Amanda you better not be not in my house [ __ ]
you Michael go away I'm paying that tour to 150 bucks an hour to [ __ ] my wife in my own bed Michael go away oh I'm sorry
bro she said you hadn't Arrangement you and I are gonna have an arrangement I'm gonna arrange your [ __ ] funeral I'm
really sorry bro I'll cop the session I promise you are dead man [ __ ] that come
here [ __ ] man
hey you stop it what's up man get out of my way Michael calm down what the [ __ ]
is going on nothing happened it was a misunderstanding she [ __ ] up brick in my bed bullshitting it wasn't like that
you win [ __ ] I'm in the scroll let's get this [ __ ]
[Applause] guys do a sword for me he'll get it back
you might have a dead body to it but he'll get it back oh so we killing this dude he'll wish he was dead is that a
problem dog [ __ ] [ __ ] in another dog's killer exactly people been [ __ ] in
my kennel for too long [Applause] been kind of wreck this homie
and look the [ __ ] out he ain't slipping this noose
dude Almost Got Away man [Music] [ __ ] man I think he lost his head he
lives somewhere up in the canyon we'll find him if I gotta go to a motel she's got to go
to a motel let her get crabs for a change you got crab what no no cause I
like them shooting your hand and [ __ ] man no not anymore look we got rules not in the house not guys I gotta look in
the eye more pay for the privilege oh this new Jordan boy that's a lot you
know bro man or any kind of Madden oh [ __ ] yeah let's go have some strong ass words with this little [ __ ] hey you
know one of these [ __ ] house yeah keep your eye out that's his car right there little freaks
up there look oh [ __ ] I was doing all right for himself hey [ __ ] you ran off before we could
settle our debts Michael fun you got the wrong idea man
banging nerd women's a hobby not a [ __ ] profession
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there's a winch in the back of the truck got a cable to one of those supports up there you finna pull this deck down and
that prick pulled my marriage down maybe you really gonna be this [ __ ] dramatic yeah whatever I told you I
caught the session bud but there were a lot of freaking sessions bud
backhand has come a long way bro sometimes it's got to get worse to get
better yeah well maybe I should come up there and practice my backhand on your face but your negative energy is
seriously bringing me down oh I hope it is but we hooked up man you come into my
house take my money and nail my wife are you [ __ ] kidding me I'm gonna stick
up my hand and say that was uncool Bud my bad seriously how [ __ ] magnanimous
may I please offer you my Applause you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude
and we'll see how you like it when someone [ __ ] with your [ __ ] well hey wait you got the wrong idea pal oh
[ __ ] here we go
let's see what happens dude you are properly Christ
you know what time it is are you [ __ ] seriously
ah [ __ ] a let's see how he liked that Whoa man [ __ ] [ __ ] him and [ __ ] is that
hey homie I think you put a little more than a dick down that's a foolish man
who builds his house on Sand baby hey man I don't think my boy Matthew was thinking truck when he wrote that [ __ ]
Mr desanta what the hell it's not my house [ __ ] oh bro I couldn't afford
a place like that I'm a tennis coach I have balls for a living I was just hiding there
yeah no yeah
so give your green light oh I'm scared lady just [ __ ] terrified
[ __ ] we got some Heavies on us home you kidding me again you do something I give it a go
man keep driving you got a piece Now's the Time To You
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how you doing Frank [Music]
hey let's go let's leave them behind ice that [ __ ]
I got one
if these are marked with Johnson's boys come on kid
push the pedal man we gotta move [Music]
[Applause] can you see them are they still back there we got a book man go
there you go
hey let's go let's leave them behind all right we managed to lose them shoot
that gun kid that's what it's for I think we lost
okay we go back to my house think about this wow
[ __ ] good I mean your aim's all over the place but you were a help thanks I guess
hey don't get the fence go to a shooting range work on your end you'll do fine
[ __ ] man [ __ ] you good fine as wine got a few knots you okay and you did good
kid I'm cool man I mean you mental mentally
oh man it's a [ __ ] X my heart ain't [ __ ] like that in years yes [ __ ] a Bubba Man sound kind of
men you've just been green lit by the Mexican underworld ambassador to Los Santos trust me
we handled it whoever the [ __ ] Martine madraso is I've known worse we just
handled a few low ranking crimes we sit on it we see what happens okay there's
no use second guessing no good man it's doing something for a change
man you know what you are wasted sitting by that [ __ ] fool man you're right I
need to do something Scott just sunshine and sitting on my ass [ __ ] that I'm better than that damn
skippy homie all that knowledge up there it's breathing and dying dog you don't pass that [ __ ] on it's gone homie I mean
I bet you know some [ __ ] you wouldn't believe the [ __ ] I know yeah you're taking some scores there was a time that
was all I did no I could tell you some [ __ ] too yeah like what about this city I was born and
raised in hey thanks for the help out there today kid I had no idea was gonna get that hot
[ __ ] pulling houses off the hillside show has a weird way of [ __ ] with people yeah well I thought I was through
with all that [ __ ] I don't know what the hell's going on [ __ ] I think we're about to find out
you know who I am do you know who I am do you now are you you I think so good
I know who you are I know where you live who are you I'm frankly license
no Franklin maybe help Mr de Santa here who am I
I think Martin madrazo good boy now maybe give him a little of a
background man Mr madrazo
Mr madrazo is a legitimate businessman who was wrongfully accused of running a
Mexican-American gang and a narcotic ring but the charges would drop because of the witnesses came up missing smart
cat now Michael got a question for you
ah did you pull an architecture significant
modernist Wonder home down the hillside invite wood hills I thought the owner
was banging my wife well that was a strange house for a tennis coach why does it take it straight clearly
yeah well
Natalya World near the hotel while you finance a rebuilds one chair
sure good and I'm guessing here about it the rebuild will be somewhere in the 2.5
million range of course great
that's nice come on man
UI never better
so what name looks like I'm gonna have to postpone my retirement
[ __ ] [ __ ] oh man I'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs
look I only know one way to make money I'm gonna have to give an old friend a call
Lester I think he's in town somewhere I'm gonna have to track him down
just give me a little alone time all right all right though
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who's asking who's asking who's asking you're awful cagey
even for a dead man Michael oh you don't sound good buddy tactful and Charming
even in death hey come see me old friend I'm living in Los Santos just like you Murrieta Heights whoa whoa wait hey how
do you hello you [ __ ]
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doc hey Michael I'm looking through my appointment book and I don't see your
name yeah well I'm more of a walking guy doc you know that Wilkins are more expensive but I'm always happy to
accommodate sure you'll accommodate me as long as I got money in my pocket right I'm in a bad way doc I might come
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crap [Music]
here's hoping for a day without another black eye what did we even fight about last night
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wait I don't mean any harm
[ __ ] you Lester you're gonna let me in or what came
I was wondering when you'd show up I was dead praise be yes you weren't very dead
you need my help how do you know because you came here
what else would you I haven't been a good friend for you Lester I know that
and you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever I ask or rather I mean
I need something done you need to know something so why not help each other I gotta make some dough
so you're back in the game I guess look Lester about what happened before
I know you never mentioned my name no I'm not on any lists anywhere I know you
never betrayed me as for you you got to figure that I never told anyone that instead of gently decomposing in
North Yankton you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink and a wife Who Don't Love You No More
yeah well since you put it like that shut up a minute I'm getting an I find alert
that little college boy sack of [ __ ] phony [ __ ] who Jay Norris yes that [ __ ]
is a lying bastard I've read his [ __ ] emails he's a [ __ ] cheat I heard him say that he saved America
what by Outsourcing all the jobs by selling us little bits of plastic restricted access [ __ ] well now it's
payback time you lying turd the hell are you talking about you are about to get
that white collar gig that you always dreamed of Mikey here take this uh
fashionably retro weird for a 45 year old man but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag
and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with low-level Aspergers
you better be ready for the minor glitch of your repulsive pseudome Messianic life okay Lester get out of here
call me when you're ready we are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism and brother it is
going to be fun you [ __ ] kidding me I'm a bank robber not a web designer so we'll go robbing soon
I'll find something just like the old days
as much as I love catching up
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this is a nice car
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Michael I'm all dressed up now you want to run me through this thing the Prototype is somewhere in the Life
Invader office find it and fit it with the device in your bag they just gonna let me in why wouldn't they if you look
the part hang around till someone opens the door Act titled all right
[ __ ] dick
hey hey oh great ah PM's preaching for more functionality
but we are maxed and we have to strip features especially if we plan on releasing a fully priced
update a year later oh my you know it's yeah well you know you got to do what you got to do you know I mean we're
talking beta in Q4 maybe Q3 look Milestones are one thing but when design
is changing its mind seemingly overnight there's not much you can do about it you know what I'm saying my union allocated
smoke breaks about up so wait a minute do I know you yeah I think so i i t temp right yeah
you know you got to do something for me uh you got to put it in a ticket uh no
I'd like to keep this one out of the database if you know what I mean I'm turning consultant when we release
Consulting consulters we really need to like draw a line under this issue dude you know a consultancy a
consultancy consultancy I'm kind of big on the conference tour already
hi oh hi chill out on the bean bag Marcus will be right out oh um I'm gonna
take a normal chair I have a terrible back
thank you here you go if you guys let me use the OS I requested this wouldn't be a
problem this is a filthy hard drive bro
ah got any antivirus software I think so behind this junk on the left clicked an
NSFW link bro bit me on the ass yeah not safe for work huh you know my son's
computer runs into the same kind of problems I'll close the pop-ups see what I can do your sun Codes start them early
bro you write your best stuff in your tweens ah won't run with the pop-ups up there
it goes do you want to take a break for some air
guitar give it a wink bro these hacker kids always coming up with a new way to screw the network in the
ass and that should do it why don't you try and keep things strictly safe for work
from now on prototype in the demo room when Norris
announces it at the keynote minds are gonna blow
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oh nice
making history dude hey and we couldn't do it without the little guys bye now
come on you're gonna have to learn the foot bag if you want to get a job here okay follow me okay oh
some a-hole drank my effing hemp milk there was a totally non-passive
aggressive note on it let me get the door for you
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god what the [ __ ]
I'm sorry about it hey Michael hold on hold on Lester
the things in the Prototype I'm going home to watch the keynote teabag time my friend Lester did you hear me are you
playing that game yeah yeah sorry the phone is rigged and what's your problem you don't like Shooters they're all the
same besides you know me I'm a movie guy classic fighter
Vinewood ended 30 years ago now it's just superheroes romantic comedies and
remakes none of which interest me hey I believe this country can still make interesting movies there's no better way
to define American life than a two-hour plot in which the hero looks good and
defeats evil now whatever you say Enjoy yesterday anyway just call the device
after he's unveiled it and then we'll talk
the finals
mine's on fire ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Mr
Jay Norris to the stage [Applause]
hey this company has come a long way since
we started it in my parents pool house in East Caraway today you're about to witness a new
phase full-on weapons-grade Red Alert world domination
[Applause]
in the public domain and we have milked every penny we could in the process [Applause]
and we have one of the youngest workforces in the world an average age of only
14.4 years that's not just impressive it's revolutionary
today right here we're about to make the next step
prepare to witness the future [Applause]
the life Invader mobile device yes we've invented something no one else
has ever thought of oh hold on a second I think someone's trying to talk with me
oh Jesus whoa
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that was heavy are you watching the news I don't have to I'm watching the markets I'll be trading pure Alpha till close
all right hey about that other thing you know the score oh yeah yeah absolutely let's do
it put on a suit look somewhat professional and meet me at my warehouse off the ls freeway oh and I'm about to
email you a link for the exchange you can put in some trades of your own I'm trying to stay off the day trading but
maybe I'll take a look [Music]
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