if you want to run up without me see my death
are you just teasing me with freedom now
and now
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wasn't very nice Larry whoa hang on surely it ain't Trevor Phillips am I
that forgettable well that's pretty messed up back then and you well yours
ain't been kind of none of us have they how you been oh I can't complain
yourself you know up and down look sorry for that back there didn't know it was
you hey no harm done glad to hear it huh well isn't this Pleasant
so soon as we are called acquaintances what do you think about giving me a pass
this time all I did was cook up a batch not even a real crime you know how it is
well let's look at this objectively shall we you've shot at me insulted my
rugged good looks and shamelessly gone after my market share I just consider yourself extremely lucky your heart is
still beating and not being stomped under my foot right now oh yeah right I
heard about Johnny yes if it wasn't for the fact I'd made a commitment to mod
and have a soft spot for the mature woman mob oh hell she smells like
spoiled chicken feet maybe you can work your charms on her see if she'll let you off she's certainly hankering for some
mailman company huh what do you think uh-huh no way I'll take the jail time
[Applause] second bail jumper and I already know
the Feller maybe I need to take on it on my Social Circle well if I got to go in who better to go in with than my old pal
trip we had some good times didn't we no we really didn't Larry I sold your drugs
then I can only assume you started buying drugs off someone else then started selling your own drugs these on
their own do not constitute good times we had a real nice cook site this time
too next thing you know whole trailer goes up like a rocket must have gotten lazy again with the measurements and the
shake and bake as a wise man once said rarely does a tweaker
hello stranger who's this hello mod I found this man wandering the streets and
I thought that maybe you uh might be able to find him a home I think I can do that
anyway let's not waste all day with inconsequential Chit Chat you'll be receiving a file from me shortly
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thank you
the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] is that yours
of course not I've only got myself to blame for the
mess these kids are in you are either drunk or you're staring miserably at the clouds or you're out
there doing God only knows what oh yeah I've done horrible by you pulled you out
of a Midwestern trailer park got you a big mansion in Rockford Hills hell the only thing you got to worry about
anymore is what part of your body you want to have chopped off or sucked out again screws you Michael ah but you
won't I was faithful to you up until I found you in a stripper I would divorce
your ass if I could you are nothing but a murdering cheating hypocrite thank you
Michael whatever the [ __ ] our fake last name is you have ruined my serenity yet
again my yoga is [ __ ] is that what they're calling it now do it your
[ __ ] yoga did someone say yoga hello Fabian darling Namaste Namaste you must
be Miguel namaste Nama go [ __ ] yourself Michael you've got
to work on your anger brother it's killing you yeah tell me about it ah there you are you little [ __ ] are you
looking for this very funny you know you're a real
[ __ ] what did you just [ __ ] say to me stop it you two you're ruining my [ __ ]
yoga somebody say yoga
Trevor Michael
hey it's good to see you man um yeah I bet it is
of course I'm not the one that's been Resurrected
ain't this Grand yeah well I got a bit of an awkward situation
you're telling me bro yeah one of those fake your own deaths to your best buddy
and then run off with the doe and then live in a big mansion awkward situations
it's one way of looking at it yeah do you have any other ways of looking at it because I am all out
it was a long time ago man I've been in witness protection I still am
oh that's great that's great I'm sorry I'm sorry
where are my manners right Amanda it is good to see you I missed you you used to
be fatter well I rather nice new tits by the way Jimmy you you used to be thinner
but yeah can't blame you who are you
namaste I'm Fabian
good Lord where's Tracy
where's your sister Jim I'm she's a
she's a she's trying out for TV he's what she's auditioning for fame or
shame fame or shame the [ __ ] are you talking about you know it's that Talent slash skills show she
loves it you guys know that what's her Talent dancing oh Christ she's a horrible dancer
Michael she might disagree with you on that Jesus Christ what now now where
um The Miz Bank Arena a little Tracy being humans go we go get her
we yeah we what are you gonna stand here and argue while your daughter becomes a
national laughing stock huh you're worse than I thought now let's go come on
you know I could probably handle this myself let's say we grab a beer in a few
hours ketchup properly I'm good homie she's my
daughter judging my past behavior in the state of the rest of your family
[ __ ] only knows what that means hey [ __ ] you yeah you're a model husband and a
wonderful parent you can just tell you walk into my home and try to tell me how to run my life it'll work like that
immediately okay so you're gonna drive into me don't work like that Amigo it's
nice to see you and all but you stink like piss you got blood under your nails and you look like you've been up for
what a week where the [ __ ] are you to tell me anything I'm someone who knows
you you [ __ ] slippery snake I know the second I leave you you'll just go
home we're gonna get your girl from these [ __ ] you're not abandoning her like
you did me and Brad yeah Brad poor [ __ ] must have woke up
handcuffed to a hospital gurney after that stunt of yours he still writes to me from The Joint you know really yeah
okay what's up [ __ ] how you been doing oh I'm
getting by aside from the loneliness and heartbreak of course you live in Los Santos a few hours away okay so where
Sandy Shores the Alamo sea ah here it's nice there you're [ __ ] beautiful I
mean we ain't got the tennis courts Golf Links all the Pumped Up plastic flustered use throughout here but well
you know it'll do yeah well you know I'd ask you to stay
but yeah don't worry all right I got somewhere to crash while we work things out with actual friends we got things to
work out yes three
thank you okay this will be it the Maze Bank Arena
let's find them let's find your baby you can't park there production Vehicles
only come on you [ __ ] ah that host man he's like any closeted
TV presenter bitter ass [ __ ] vinegar where the [ __ ] are they hello sir may I please have your names where the [ __ ] is
Tracy Townley huh Tracy [ __ ] de Santa where the [ __ ] Laszlo
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all right yeah that was really good all right it's the auditions fame
or shame season 14 right here in Vinewood San Andreas coming up next it's
Tracy de Santa judges Tracy de Santa yes
all right Tracy's a dancer but she also likes acting modeling and working with
children that's that's beautiful you're so original like a basket full of puppies or a rainbow or a pile of puke
who are these clowns that's my dad and
Trevor Two Dads great wow very San Andreas
yeah what are you doing here okay I'm back relax chill make yourself at home
he's got a little show to do here okay three two one all right it's way more
shame for Tracy De Santa
hey I got security security
come here you little [ __ ] Tracy go home
I just wanna talk to you
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look all right we take their truck there we take the truck
[Music] hello I got a deposit on that truck
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we're gonna flatten this toy car in this big rig don't you worry
just push him off the [ __ ] row it's only a battery car come on this
ain't exactly a racing [Music]
it went left
look at it he's on the train tracks
we can have a little fun with it but let's not try to kill this prick all right when we crush this little toy car
who knows what'll happen look he went left
[Music] I knew that City would be full of
douchebags can we speed it up a little huh Maybe by
throwing your fat carcass over the side
hey hey you took the right
head right up here can't get enough of the celebrities can you ten [ __ ]
minutes at LS shut up that [ __ ] might be famous but oh
damn we'll get him but we're sure taking our time about it
it's going down into the ls River I can see that
I hate that closeted man [ __ ] on the TV I hate him on the radio I hate him even
more in person he was he was never funny foreign
[Music] guys you run out of batteries huh I
didn't mean anything by it all right oh yeah well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and I swore
to God that I would rip the [ __ ] skin off anyone who [ __ ] wronged her look I'm just a dumb A-list celebrity trying
to entertain America okay I got a lot of stuff going on right now dude besides you trying to kill me now I got multiple
sexual harassment lawsuits plus I'm an addict all right and I've relapsed I can't stop jacking dude I jack it in
traffic what's your talent huh I mean aside from love and sex dude haven't you seen my show it's not live it's not
funny that's my genius I got no [ __ ] Talent clearly ain't being humble tea you proved your point this is your
daughter you should be wanting to rip the [ __ ] ponytail off the back of this guy's head and you huh
okay go yeah I'm all right
what do you do now I want you to dance sexy celebrity I mean I need music or
are you trying to [ __ ] annoy me huh I'll dance good
all right now Drop it like it's hot all right I want to see you get nice and low oh come on slower slower come on
oh please don't kill me okay I'm supposed to be on a magazine cover next week all right all right come on get up
take off go now before I change my mind I got it all on my camera you [ __ ]
[ __ ] the World's Gonna See your [ __ ] I'm going home how the [ __ ] did you do
without me for nine years huh oh [ __ ]
[Music]
Dave we need to talk I was about to tell you the same thing okay meet me at
Galileo Observatory as soon as you can get there okay
stressful paramio come over
time after time after seven this whole room will kick your little ass I promise
hey Lester Mike hey I'm transferring your cut of the jewel store take to your account madraso's already got the house
money so you can rest easy there oh my God thanks
God [Music]
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[ __ ] you've got it thanks man seriously you saved my ass screw this this [ __ ] ain't working oh
you're the fan buddy ah forget it I gotta pretend like I'm a good guy sometimes
you got lucky buddy seriously [Music]
my damn bed
um [Music]
we don't just make cars we make America Farms Fields football and getting
together with some old friends [Music]
number two [Music]
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going mate [Music]
get out
this was a nice car [Music]
s [Music]
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is peace and quiet too much to ask for
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[Music] and the cats
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good night oh [ __ ] job shitty life
here for the Magic Touch
better than new life you're driving around Grove Street
you should be just fine you got great taste
good job
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[Music] look it's Sharp
can't go wrong with a little extra under the hood
if that car was a woman I'd guess her
they won't shoot these out
enough time
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thank you
hey Trace what's up what's up are you joking you ruined my life I did I
thought I'd already ruin your life remember after that boat thing take this seriously do you know how bad I wanted
that opportunity you're such a [ __ ] [ __ ]
you really are you'll get over it you'll see I did you a favor never I
hate you oh dear
Santa Mercedes I think it's about time for an epic partner
I'm here if you need me
you won't find those anywhere else
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[Music] take your time
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make sure you come back
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oh
here someone stopped that guy [Music]
damn you gotta stop that guy he jacked all my money
thank you
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come on let's go
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start up you piece of [ __ ] [Music]
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[Applause] I think this is yours incredible dude
you should keep some of that for yourself
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way ah
[Music] how did the interview go what oh yeah that didn't work out so
I don't think my air guitar was good enough it must be awful having to beg for an entry-level job at your age I'd
say you could get a job here but they literally don't employ anyone over 25 and nobody overweight it makes me so sad
and depressed for my own future do you have kids I got a son and a daughter it's not that much younger than you
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[Music] you made me [Music]
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oh God
okay that's what I did yesterday oh [Applause]
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[ __ ] beautiful [Music]
[Applause] damn what the [ __ ] wow
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[Music] you know
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come with me [Music]
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hello can I help you because you are perfect
today go yes
bye bye beautiful
[Music] you look like someone that knows what they want I like that
looking good I love making people totes amazed
that was fun see you around
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you define everything that's wrong with this place
are we having fun now [Music]
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too much to ask for
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