y'all enjoying that smog out there right what can you expect man when nobody in this town walks or takes public
transportation where
another turd chop ah I gotta School your ass
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thank you
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hey I'm good for the money I always pay my dues
punctuated by brief moments where you get beer and press so so trust me people you do not hope to be like this cult
dude Children of the mountain is not a cultural religion we don't believe in anything
using our unique knowledge human spirituality and development to put you
in touch with your true dimension in stages for a price what do you mean
brother Adrian literally weeks of dedicated study or
you've discovered the secret to realize in human potential convention and seminar revenue and utilizing
completeness or you can make you I'm sorry for you I know you can make the
you but you are the best [Music]
a competition well that's a competition you can win and I will show you how dude
always have to tell everyone else you know I quit typing in because Randy wants it bad into search engines and I
didn't need any program to tell me to stop that it just took my mom what
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open your eyes
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ERS turned up you turned into an even bigger [ __ ] thank you
you're supporting my difficult times means the world to me [Music]
bastard turns up I'll handle it how I don't know oh you know what just keep him away from me and
the children you low life whore-mongering ass wipe did someone say yoga no I think she said [ __ ]
monitoring ass wife hello Fabian darling Namaste Amanda are we ready to practice yes oh yeah she's very centered a
regular Oasis Tranquility this one anger issues and worst friends no wonder I'm
so upset you too please Namaste we practice Miguel join us please no
please no no no the yoga is for sharing Miguel come on awesome
so fab you make me as happy and mellow as my wife it'll be a job well [ __ ] done we
are all on our own Journeys Michael yeah no doubts why is she driving a tank on hers
perhaps to deal with your hostility Michael now here is good we have the Sun
and the murabunda now we begin to put the [ __ ] to the
Earth yes we begin each sequence
or Mountain balls all right
mouth and anus are perfectly in line show him Amanda
oh
my God
I don't know about this
[ __ ] uh please don't waste fabian's time
it's so simple come on [Music]
okay doc won't ruin this for me please
in and out with the breath [Music]
there strong like an erection of your youth
now through the bloated nose and out through those wrinkled lips
it's like watching one of my steps only an old version I resent
okay else through the nose and out the mouth let it go maybe there's hope for him a
small tiny minuscule maybe this is gonna have to do now we will do something more
complicated sometimes when I lose this pose I weep uncontrollably for hours
[Music]
[Music] oh wow you feel that the emotion inside
Let It Go [Music] Michael join us
yeah I feel like I'm channeling [ __ ] right now
please Michael just exhale Michael
feel that you can't breathe can't you breathe baby
pretend there's a cigar in your mouth
he's actually trying I can't believe it
no you breathe out through those wrinkled lips keep
this up and we might actually have a shared interest
the silly man forgets to breathe [Music]
exhale keep it tight yeah I'm about to feel some emotions all right
I remember children do not fear the unknown we as the unknown
show us Amanda I don't think Michael's up to this
Brazil plank plank chaturanga yeah
everything is flowing in me oh
like would you
my car is very weak Michael just breathe babe
let it out oh you gotta start braiding those armpits Amanda maybe this is too much for The
Big Ape prove you are not as pathetic as you look breezing is almost the most
important thing no tell me you don't feel centered
Breeze please Michael [Music] he's out please
okay
[Music] yeah and release it
if you'd found yoga before you wouldn't have been that way with Coach your lungs they work yes
[Music] very good now let it go the backward eye between your thigh
freezing is almost the most important thing no
good
Breeze please Michael let it out you're turning red can you
thank us now for saving you from the couch
yeah and so release it [Music] look at the concentration on his face
it's like a gorilla with a cell phone you have come a long way today Miguel
yes later you will cry like a baby right his chakras are completely blocked
don't worry about him as a downward dog I'm glad we have helped with your
impotence Michael what'd you say your sexual energies have been blocked for too long
back into my pelvis back what backpack yes there you go oh oh oh
yoga is the answer Mikhail but what is the question uh why am I such a [ __ ] we
are We're Alone you pathetic psychopath
[ __ ] you hit it booty fresh [ __ ] Yogi
ah
Jimmy you still here
James [ __ ] off oh yeah [ __ ] you you know what if there
was a rape button it's nice TV I pay for that yeah you smashed the
other one didn't you all right come on I want to go for a ride I gotta meet a friend all right so
I'll go meet him with you come on I want to get out of the house I'm not going alone come on
it's [ __ ] [ __ ] it's [ __ ] threatening to molest your
online buddies is [ __ ] they're not my buddies they're the only people you speak to
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[Music] Burger Shot yeah nice to see the kids
are still hanging out at the burger joints and the guys we'd go down to the diner [ __ ] we'd go down to the diner
after class every day
wait you know you're really creeping me out I'm trying to relate to you no you're trying to take me on some
Nostalgia trip you're such a cliche oh says
says the dub smoking game playing live at home world owes him a living millennial
I knew it the mask was gonna slip the monster's been exposed what the hell are
you talking about I cannot like get arrested right now
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you know those kinds of threats are a Class one misdemeanor hey what about
homicide vehicular homicide aggravated homicide
[Applause] friend Burgers
ah Burger Shot that you and your friend have got a mutual interest what's that
supposed to mean you don't have to hit the bleeder Burgers to get a body like that
but it certainly helps okay yeah I thought it was something about my
appearance which I'm already like totally insecure about but I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt stupid
me hey you set them up I knock them down what can I say
you know what you and me we'll work out sometime Jim I'll have you down to fight
and wake and oh please ew no my friend actually like works at Burger Shop by
the way oh does he actually I don't just hang out with trust fund kids I cross
lines like this blue is totally small and [ __ ] yeah but if he works at Burger
Shot he's more like a professional acquaintance like your burger dealer he's my dealer dealer you got a problem
with that oh you really have to meet my friend yeah I really do
there he is the friendly neighborhood drug dealer
goodness you're turning tricks to pay for this [ __ ] huh hey who's the old man it's my dad
oh all right Mr DeSanto yeah you're the kid selling Jimmy pot by
the pound not Jimmy bro your dad's funny man come
on do this [ __ ] and let's get going oh yeah you got that other thing oh yeah yeah
come on what the [ __ ] Jimmy just hold on a second oh all right all right later on careful
with that hey let's bounce bounce we're bouncing now is that what we're
doing
all righty then now what can we just get back to the house please so uh want a
drink I'm driving because normally you're such a between the white lines friend to The Pedestrian kind of guy
fine give it here
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telling you telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you this is all wrong
I gotta pull over experience but you've been using it for
days [Music] protecting you from yourself also I took
money from your bank account and I'm moving out all right you're too crazy dad goodbye
oh
my God
we're doing
okay thank you
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ruined my life you are nothing but a murdering cheating
Jimmy you little [ __ ]
no no
quick ly
anyone out here huh hello
I'm back hello hey
I'm home anyone here kids
Tracy praise
Michael I think you finally lost your mind your recent Behavior and the company
you've been keeping already had me very concerned now you've taken to attacking my Fabian
who is a close friend and then Jimmy said you took drugs while driving them in your car
oh we've decided to move out for a while you promised me you'd change and you
haven't changed a bit I know you say I always act like I'm in a movie well this isn't that
I think I'm gonna speak to a lawyer I'm just really confused please don't try to contact us and try
not to get yourself killed Amanda
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foreign Tracy baby you called yeah we're worried
I'm worried too I really want to see
[Music] serious serious health and if you don't get it you're gonna be killed Tracy
[Music] but you don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about I cried daddy that's all I
could do [ __ ] [Music] [Applause]
[Music] okay
worthless
what the [ __ ] you won't get away
help he's got my money
you gotta stop that guy he jacked all my money
[Music] get in my way in here
understanding me [Music]
I can't believe you got that guy you really saved my ass I think this is yours wow insane I'd say
you earned yourself a reward bro
hey what's up
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ah what do you want now
oh my God
I've got to give you the number
[Music] miles per hour when you what do you
think I was doing [Applause]
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great cops [Music]
what is this [ __ ]
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[Applause] get ready for the Thunder jerk look out
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[Music] oh isn't this nice you didn't tell me we were double dating
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