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[Music] we hear you're a competent repo guy yes
this is kind of like a little hobby of mine requisitioning the under-appreciated possessions of my
contemporaries for some wealthy Communists in China who will value them much more
what Rob and my so-called friends slick why why because they have things nobody
else has because they can afford it because frankly I'm rich enough to do whatever the [ __ ] I want and you're poor enough not to ask me any goddamn stupid
questions now I mean that as a friend Namaste that's a nice [ __ ] speech
about the value of friendship oh of course you must be the creepy one that's coming from you please
mmm what's going on you're gonna dress up as traffic cops you're gonna Rob two
trust fund kids that I know and dislike intensely why we can get a good price
for the vehicles in Asia look complete the work you'll all be well paid you're late sugar tits yep
so what's going on oh oh you finally get to realize your childhood dream and
dress up as a cop Mr Weston's research team suggests the two boys like to ride on the Sonora freeway
sounds manageable hey you two get going let's go t
ongue I don't know if this [ __ ] is for me homie my life's already way the [ __ ] out of control all right look
I'm a darwinist brother all right some prosper and some struggle now are you
out of your goddamn mind this is your lucky break choose now are you gonna do this or have you simply found your level
in life I guess we'll find out yeah I guess we will homie
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hey I'm nearly with these dudes man you guys comfortable on your end yeah I guess we look pretty ridiculous all
right man look I see you soon yeah we'll pick you up coming through grape seed get the drivers there and get them going
in speed [Applause]
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[Music] I'm telling you 2.7 millimeters
one of you two is for Real so getting your cars and let's see if they move as fast as your mouth oh the fool wants to
race us we were just getting out of here anyway right foreign
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hey we coming up now man be there in a few seconds got it whatever here they come I'll tell you
about that later
too far ahead we gotta catch up to them if we want them to stop [Music]
positions retrieving came his Pursuit
s to get close
how you doing T we gotta hang in there
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a base to be rewarded stay with them
I'm on I'm driving into Polito Bay traffic
might go down much we can keep with them we'll pull
this off
my imagination
finally it looks like they're falling down it's about time
all right
so we
whoa hey stay in the car there homeboy I'll deal with you later yeah [ __ ] you
too you know how fast you're going she had a
no officer I uh try to keep it under the limit well you and your boys look like you were drag racing from where we are
sitting there so uh why don't you get yourself out of the car come on officer officer
yes it is get on come on hands on the car let's go come on get out of the
[ __ ] car hey hey doing [ __ ] girl all right we got to make sure get out of
the [ __ ] car you pint-sized prick you you little [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here
God man I'm sick of driving so slow staying
with these foods can we have a real race oh you talk a good game okay just don't
scratch the cars [Music]
speak ah the lady from before Devin's assistant good to be working with you
it's Molly Schultz senior vice president and general counsel to Mr Weston's holding company and if you think it's
good to be working with common thieves well you're very mistaken have you got the cards wow the whole resume yeah we
got the cars bring them to Hayes Auto on Little Bighorn in South Los Santos Mr Weston and I will meet you there
hey just spoke to Devin's man woman lawyer person I'll be waiting at Hayes Auto in South L West for you idiots to
show up [Applause] I'm way out in front guys
the lead horse always burns out before the end
[Applause] hey Frank yeah yeah what'd I tell you bro these cars this is an opportunity
every yeah before I met you I was supposed to rise and race it feels like my feels
like I'm full circle to me come on [Music]
so thanks dog after all the crap we've been anyway
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look Devin Weston he ain't like anyone you worked for before and he runs his
mouth wants me to push cars and most likely gonna be paying me a fraction of what they worth it don't sound that
different to be honest now you must know who this guy is look him up he's the real deal I've seen his house he can
make things happen so what he like to you what you were to me I
[Music] I think this dude can take me take me yeah maybe something like that
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what's your angle Mike what do you mean like how am I gonna beat your ass in
this race don't worry I'm taking care of that I mean
or is there some other thing with this guy and you you know it feels funky hey
I'm just trying to do what's best for Frank you know helping make the best of the chances he's getting
hey I saw her first don't get too creepy all right she's a professional woman
who's doing her job and leave it at that no sexual harassment in the workplace T
not on my watch I'm serious both of you back off her
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gentlemen I love you all oh God this is gonna be fantastic one kid and two old
creeps who the [ __ ] would have thought of gentlemen moved the vehicles hey give me five five and five oh hey chest
kiss homie boom dog come on man you got the [ __ ] paper I'm so [ __ ] lutely
look you finished the job you get the paper but the order was for five cars if I'm not mistaken that's only two just
give me the [ __ ] money now oh I'm so scared I really really am but you know
what I'm a payment on completion of work type of guy you don't like the job take a [ __ ] walk like come on man hold on
so what's next man well it's the Z-Type Chad Mulligan lay it on him kid Mulligan's a record producer he's going
through a messy divorce he's hiding his valuable assets including the car so that makes it complicated he'll clock
any ground surveillance we run all we've got to go on is that the cars in a lock up in Howick so we just go house to
house not quite we have access to an LSPD helicopter the
computer on board can ID pedestrians from a chip in their driver's license find Mulligan and Howick follow him to
the lockup someone on the ground collects the car all right so who does what you're not
needed for this job Phillips you're in the chopper Clinton you're on the ground yeah I don't understand the deal between
you two yeah well I don't understand the deal between you two either but you know
what life is just one long mystery but bye gentlemen and stay spiritual oh and
Michael I'll be in touch about your friend Solomon all right good
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Santos and this is definitely
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yeah you know I used to have three secretaries now I have to make my own coffee and give myself a happy ending
see the ships are coming in but the walls will hold us Nelson in
Naples Pluto I said Mars you [ __ ]
shoulder of Orion two Devin Weston said you were a fan huge
fan tell me Michael Devin Weston did he does he want you to bump me off no not
at all he said you were retiring but might need some help on a movie only [ __ ] retire Michael
him and my son they want to put me out to pasture so they can turn this place at the condos or a theme park or
something but this place is a Dream Factory well maybe they have different dreams some days I don't blame them you know
they always say never work with children or animals well I want to add to that list never work with directives or
actors this picture is going to kill me all right so what's it about it's perfect
set in Liberty City meltdown it's all being shot on green
screen right out back there we take a look at the financial crisis and then we boil it all down into a
really simplistic battle between two yuppies with lots of training montages
so what's the problem Milton McElroy I cast him in the second lead because he's
cheap zero Talent incidentally well he's got this new agent Rocco Pelosi he's
been hassling us about renegotiating the deal so now he's holding up shooting until he gets paid that sounds
problematic it would be if the director wanted to shoot Anton bodelare ever
heard of him that doesn't surprise me now he's having a mental breakdown pissing all over himself who knows where
all right looks like you got yourself that new assistant
but no happy endings I love you
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I'm just doing that thing good good I realized in my excitement I forgot
some details yeah it seemed obvious you want this Pelosi guy clipped no God no
is that an option no no bad idea bad idea no clipping anyone just teach him some Madness he's also in my director's
ear as well if you'd believe it so teach this Punk a lesson and bring the talent back to set ideally in a more
collaborative mood I'll see what I can do they all going to be at the club I'm
told that isn't a club so much as a rat pit Anton and Milton are supposed to be there and Pelosi's on the way to pick
them up he's taking them to his lawyer to sign the contracts so if he hears that someone from the studio coming
he'll get him out fast all right I'll go in quiet see you on the set boss
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gentlemen how you like this space it's gonna be an EDM Paradise it's gonna be
worthless stuck in bottles implants [ __ ] stamps all the real [ __ ] that's
Pelosi entertainment now give me a minute here just a minute gotta go grab something inside
Gianni we nearly got the club we're finally a goal and you take care of these guys you don't call feet okay
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what you're doing here you got to go sites closed pal you're about to have an
angry orange dude on you ah
great excuse me you can't be here
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day trips over gentlemen you're going back to set Club ain't open snowbird
who's this jackass hey you oh turns out these guys are in love with
their contract so they'll be going back to the set with me can you believe this [ __ ] clown no
this guy's all mine oh
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promise to stop
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you leave my people alone and I don't toss you off this roof oh yeah okay sure man sure all right
let's get back to the left hold on
look you can bully him but you can't bully Talent buddy well you're not shooting until I get a new deal can't
fully Talent just watch me you're gonna be a good boy when I'm done
I don't know who you think you are jumped up Studio security I hate security
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okay see that was so hard now let's get you back to work
hey milk why I think you owe an apology to Mr Richards would I be in pain no you
should apologize to me a brutal honesty Bud you're not that good
it feels good luckily you're working at all you kidding me right I am an artist
dude I'm your apologizing would you see Solomon you say
understanding sir and you will always always appreciate the opportunity he's
given you look I just wanted a better deal everyone wants a better deal everyone's
serving coffee selling cars typing in spreadsheets wants a better
but you got the best deal there you're making and move it that way
you got a huge tax bill payments to meet at a Beachside Bungalow with Chumash [Music]
shut your lucky remember that I didn't have the opportunity you had I give my left turn to do what you do you're
making a movie other movies it's a cliche listen you
idiots think movies are about to say something new movies are about telling the same line over and over
you know [Music] Attractive people are interesting that's
the point no wonder I self-medicate Medicaid masturbate do whatever you need
to do just get that picture
now
setting it down
Solomon's office come on look feeling a little key
to how about I call my guy going a little jolly and call Solomon from wherever I wake up in in a week how
about you see him right now and we go flying again if you even look like you'll feel a piss test at any point on
this shoot
what a wonderful surprise Anton my boy you're an artist I know
that and this story is the best kind of art a simplistic cliche ridden pile of
dross that you will turn into magic get a grip I love you
so Solomon Milton here has a little something he wants to say to you say it ah
I I just just want to say that I'm sorry for any misunderstanding sir
and I I appreciate all the opportunities that that you've
given me of course of course Michael what can I say you're a natural
I love you are you kind no no I mean it I don't mean to presume but would it be okay if
I gave you a shout this shoot seems cursed for some reason or another I need
an associate producer I'd love that
we'll talk soon I gotta go oh hell yeah
Ah hell yeah
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yeah hey I need a cap stay where you are I gotta drive it right around the corner okay thanks for your help
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