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oh nice place you got here oh yeah it's easy to mock isn't it huh cheap and
[ __ ] easy this this here is my place and my work paid for my place all right relax I was
just being sarcastic yeah well don't be all right because the world doesn't need any more sarcasm it's the blight of the
age and I get the point you you're gonna get a point you're like every other [ __ ]
you made a bit of money and you became a turd got news for you I was always a
turd no word man you were something but now man you know you like this place you're a
shell go [ __ ] yourself are you some kind of pure morally justifiable [ __ ] but
because you're you're you're totally psychotic somehow it's okay I'm honest all right you're the hypocrite oh yeah
you're a [ __ ] hero so far above it all oh yeah well I'm not above ripping open your [ __ ] chest to see let's
replace your heart rip it open see what's there baby cause I'm ready hello
oh ladies ladies what's up [ __ ] off listen
I'm sorry but we've got a problem government funding thing we need you to
investigate a research lab Upstate it's about terrorism the big one nerve gas
biological Terror thank God I don't pay tax listen You'll need some fairly standard gear
boat tandem Road or heavy lift helicopter truck weapons you'll have to
Source all of that Chopper alone will set you back a couple of mils oh no worries there Trevor here he just came
into a lot of money is that sarcasm oh you're [ __ ] a right at sarcasm you [ __ ] a few weeks
ago I was happily retired sulking by my swimming pool my psychotic best friend
shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made honest mistakes I made over a decade ago we are a little
Posse our flat [ __ ] broke but hey let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor [ __ ]
Chopper so I can go steal nerve gas for [ __ ] terrorists forgive me you
ignorant [ __ ] sarcasm is all I [ __ ] got sarcasm and a roof full of you Cuts yeah
welcome back man it is the old you yeah yeah well we gotta go it's been
great but Dave here's got a pilates class now remember ladies you keep us way out of this thing
bye bye ah Jesus Christ
all right I'll give Lester a [ __ ] call he said he knew about something now you tell him when we're driving towards
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thank you let me call Lester you pile of sick
what now we got a funding problem so we need a job before the jewel store you
talked about a score A Bank in the sticks I need you to meet us there Polito Bay right that's the one I'll get
on a bus all right Lester's meeting us there
I won't no way good call you're taking down a bank for a few million first
thing you do is call the hospital come get your guy in a wheelchair oh
this AC fake gonna be carrying that kind of change local law enforcement extort money from all the weed Farms or houses
meth kitchens in the area they keep their cash right safe deposit boxes then
there's all the normal small town payroll stuff we should we should well you know I've been thinking about you
traveling yes I have people always try to label
you you know Maniac psycho friend industry leader some ways you defy
categorization then what think about it where you live
Sandy Shores you precious ass I'm sorry there ain't a place nearby for you to
get your colonics right but why are you out here it's off the grid we're away
from it all it's somewhere real and authentic this is America
and real people ain't been priced out yet yeah well what if it gets gentrified then I'll [ __ ] move okay what about
the way you dress what about it I don't give a [ __ ] what I wear no no no if you
don't give a [ __ ] you wear clean clothes that fit so yours are all a little out
there you know a little wacky whatever's in the shop is what I get Jesus what is this not an absence of taste tea it's
the opposite of taste could be a stylist and then there's the
tattoos the hair the weird music the funny toys
Niche drugs the every everything what the [ __ ] are we talking
about you are a hipster what you're a hipster
I hate hipsters classic hipster denial I have [ __ ] hipsters I eat them for fun
Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters why really [ __ ] do self-hatred
a common hipster Affliction well it'll be because I'm living out here away from the bean machines and the bankers you're
gentrifying soon the skinny jeans will show up in the skinny latte then the bankers and
you'll be somewhere else starting to recycle all over again maybe you're not a classic Garden variety if you're what
the hipsters aspire to be you Trevor are the Proto hipster
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don't agree with what you're saying you're talking [ __ ] you're trying to wind me up
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and right away hipster [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Michael say it again
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purple hey [Applause]
the bus stops up here all right how long does it take us to get out here from LS
come on man knock it off what
I'm gonna break your [ __ ] fingers you don't knock that [ __ ] off well please all right you alleviate the boredom
ah finally
hey hey hey Welcome To Paradise my car's this way dry out here don't
worry brother Mark will take care of all your moisturizing needs
oh shall we might as well get started
okay let's take a look at this Bank [Applause]
and we'll go to the front of the bank clock the entrance if the paperwork's correct the alarm will be a relic we
should be in and out before the local PD knows what's happening
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and that's the entrance to the bank nothing special it takes us around back okay
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I like it man the place is remote it's got the right amount of foot traffic it's will do let's check out the alarm
to be sure it's not ideal it's going to cost more
to break that system than the score is going to pay for the rent to find a new score no no no this is the score what
are our options it's a dumb idea but we could trigger the alarm see what kind of response they throw out that is yeah hey
you heard the man all right the sucker
okay I brought my police scanner to drive over to the gas station opposite the bank and we'll monitor chatter all
right
window-based Security Services frequency we have a code 30 atom alarm going off at Blaine County Savings Bank all cars
in the area please respond ballito card three six nine and one will be there in 50 seconds Roger that four units backup
team station is available they've dispatched four cars in 60 seconds and more on standby and it isn't even 30
Victorious shots fired oh this is a real headache what do you got on the clock 40
seconds this is Toledo security any updates on the code 30 Adam backups
ready to mobilize this is not normal the response is out of proportion cops in
this County are dirty the alarm just went off on their piggy bank [Music]
this is them what is that a 67 second response time
pops Garden dirty money [ __ ] how many we can take this wait right here we'll see
if anything about their routine suggests a weakness
ree we have a code 12 false alarm possibly triggered intentionally Roger
that we're gonna set up checkpoints on the great ocean Highway and the Sonora freeway car to car searches and Records
checks checkpoints searches [ __ ] this I ain't getting caught because Lester
needs a wheelchair hey wheelchair or not we're still faster
than your ass fine I'm not gonna outrun a cop we've gotta
go we're going in front of Trevor Trevor he'll be the one running
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I'll set up a board over here oh Michael man your blood sugars are low I'm making
you some leftovers I'm fine t aste man you know I don't want you get
hungry and moody right then you're going to be making the wrong decisions I have been making wrong decisions my whole life that's how I ended up here
Keto Jesus Christ Trevor what is that what's wrong with you that's just a what
an eyelid that's probably not even human unless that gas station jaw gentlemen
some plans for your attention ah good I'm gonna stay here a minute longer than I have to
so I think our little uh experiment showed that the response will be too quick to beat and too strong to walk
through that means you gotta face the cops head on dirty cops the dirty cops
head on head on man I don't know you'll be prepared convoys carrying
military-grade Hardware past near here to get to Fort Zancudo I propose hijacking one and using the equipment to
get an edge on the locals I can get you the exact details of the shipment as soon as we're done here
anyway you won't be outside the bank too long Polito Bay is well it's a bay so
you're Street away from the water where Franklin can be waiting in a boat to get you out of there I know none of this is ideal but the only way I can see of
taking the score and providing for your FIB pay masters fine
we need Personnel just a gunman they'll be taking on the cops with you so my advice choose someone good
Daryl uh I'm not hearing great things to be honest but you just might be able to
do this with him that it you're sure
that should do I'll get the equipment together Michael you reach out to Franklin Trevor you do what you do Roger
that I'll call you when I'm ready to move on this you want to Bunk with us I mean it's gonna be tight but you know
Mikasa I'll get a Motel come on I'll give you a ride adios
amigos hmm
oh
Franklin buddy what's up hey look there's these redneck dudes been looking
for you homie some angry [ __ ] I found where they stay man and I've been following them okay well that's got to
be the O'Neill Brothers what's left of them I'll pick up Michael and we'll come to you T hey man
all right
in a western town
underground [Music] Trevor one you know I've been thinking
about it and I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to accept an apology where is my wife Patricia doesn't want to speak to
you frankly neither do I I will find you okay well I'll put some coffee on that
I'll see you soon oh
my God
I don't miss any telltale signs smell any funny spices and turn your
views your boss hey is Mom
I don't [ __ ] understand you uh
what very good Joseph real fine we'll make a civilian protector of our
nation's borders from undesirable elements of you yet sorry citizen just uh training exercise
ah okay well I'm so glad that you Patriots are out here defending this
fine American desert sand well thank you when you could be in town [ __ ] some
girls and further destroying the gene pool there's a real problem here yeah
it's a disaster and that's why we form the Civil border patrol
wait wait wait wait wait the Patriot meter's going on
huh come on both of you we've got some illegals over them Hills ah come on come
on you drive your job let's go drop get in the back
what's your name citizen I'm Joe that there's Joseph Trevor okay Trevor well
it's saying we need to head for the Yellow Jack in ah good they love me in there well I'm definitely getting the
strong reading the Patriot meter predicts undesirables with up to 79
accuracy surely this is a sick joke I mean I love
hanging with freaks but you two losers cannot be for real unfortunately this is as real as it gets
these people are criminals who threaten our way alive and drive down on property prices
come one come all I say this country's got bigger problems to deal with well
that's because you've been brainwashed by the secular media don't you worry though we'll convert you my brother
showed some uh well let's just call it sexual weakness in his younger days well
now he's a happily married man with three children and he rarely acts out but if you do well in your civil boarded
Patrol trial we will of course pay you for your time last time I looked this was still a service driven market
economy this I have to see here we are no sign of illegals out here
well they must be inside go see if you can flush them out Trevor
is they seeing the world I'd rather be than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo sea I
said to the wife [ __ ] [Music]
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[ __ ] off clown
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your band is anyone not banned oh this
is pointless everyone in here has done something illegal
hey Trevor get out here now boys let's go
we do not have time to stop no no to bring him in boys here take the stun
gun really could die here we're civilized people and you believe there singing it's like
they don't even
sell hold on your pointed hats we're taking the scenic room they're alone
[Music] I'm here taking
our Dinger jobs stolen take one
some of them are doing two or three thankless low-paid jobs to support their families reaching outrage
[Music] hey I'm Legit I have been zealous about this
America is for Americans and that's why they call it yeah you know America yeah
yeah apart from Young Joseph here
[ __ ] is yeah that's right what he said
like some little Studio no
no you might want to tell him not to salute with a straight arm
go subdue those illegals Trevor I want to see how you handle that stun gun
if we turn on each other they've won
sorry about that pal don't apologize to him they're the ones breaking the law here
okay okay I do what you say oh very nice Trevor
respectful but firm we can handle it from here get in the vehicle you've
hired your fun it's time to go home [Music] I go with you
well thanks for the help citizen America's a little bit safer because of
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would you send out a cab post haste on its way sir thanks for calling much
obliged
hello this is 9-1-1 what emergency service do you require
thank you paramedics are on route to your current location
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go [Applause]
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here you go yeah I'll drop you here
lady
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